Friday, 22 January 2016

They go down, they go up

Spotted in a telegraph comment on the fractious stock market this week. 

News from a week on the stock market. 
Helium was up, but feathers were down. Paper was stationary, but pencils lost a few points. Lifts rose but escalators continued their slow decline. Switches were off and mining equipment hit rock bottom. The raisin market has dried up. Pampers remained unchanged while Sun peaked at mid-day. Andrex tissues touched a new bottom.